8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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