ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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