If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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