it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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