oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
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