Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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