You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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