I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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