wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
