Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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