Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Drunk is not a location!
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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