he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
you made out with another girl for some wings
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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