I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i don't like sucking hair
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Randomize
