he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
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