Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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