Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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