i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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