You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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