let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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