did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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