Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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