why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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