New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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