He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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