hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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