Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
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