well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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