Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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