Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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