Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
You're a waste of cheezeits
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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