found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
Operation Purity has been aborted
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
Randomize