I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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