So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
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