I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
