try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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