fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
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