please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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