Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
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