Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
You did what with his pubic hair?
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