The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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