I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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