you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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