Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I licked your asshole in confidence.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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