I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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