summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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