id be glad to
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I just forgot I was standing up.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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