I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
Randomize
