Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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