Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
Randomize