Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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