But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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