Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
The feeling are messing with the penis
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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