you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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