We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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