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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time

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  no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.

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• (903): View more from Texas

  The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.

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• (949): View more from California

  i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.

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• (661): View more from California

  GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!

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• (518): View more from New York

  Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol

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• (585): View more from New York

  She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.

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• (818): View more from California

  Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.

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• (646): View more from New York

  also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud

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• (925): View more from California

  Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him

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