question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
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